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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Listen to The Billy Madison Show, weekdays from 5am to 10am on San Antonio's Rock Station...99.5 KISS.

July 27, 2021

Woman gets restraining order on elementary school bully. Surgeon seeks annulment from beauty queen wife cause she's prostituting on the side. Do hot girls really eat their boogers?

July 26, 2021

Guy is upset because his wife lets other guys slap her butt and thinks he's wrong for having a problem with it. New legislature could make females join males in registering for the draft on their 18th birthday if passed.

July 23, 2021

Guy wants to know if he can use his soon-to-be ex-wife's dark side fascinations in court to get custody of his kids. The future of marriage does not involve monogamy? Woman thinks all women deserve spousal support, no matter what.

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Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

It’s the best clip of that day's show.. or maybe the crappiest and it changes every weekday.

Bartender And Server Codes

Does your job have secret codes for when a hot person comes in?

Women Cooking For Men

A woman believes that women should never cook food for their man.

Eater Kicked out

A professional eater was kicked out of a restaurant's eating contest and then insulted.

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