Missed something on the show today? Here are some of the best bits from the show...all in one place!
A refreshing donkey remedy
Weird mother daughter bonding.
Nard’s “D-pellant”
What’s Happening:
#5 ‘My boyfriend keeps talking about our sex life at work – It once got him sacked’
(Nard) is being a nasty little whore. - Derek
#4 Winslow man accused of making poisonous biological weapon
You put an Air Tag in your magic beans in Oklahoma? - Billy
#3 Man charged in second deadly shooting because of notebook confession
What an idiot! - Derek
They played ‘Who Pooped?’ on an airplane - Billy
#1 Alleged drunken man struts completely naked in Florida airport, tries to breach through security
He tried to breach security with his wiener out - Billy
Bonus: Sick donkey saved by drinking 24 liters of cola as vets come up with odd cure
24 liters of Coke saved the donkey’s life! - Billy
Big Ass World News:
#5 Doctor ‘pulled baby’s head off during birth’ and hospital accused of ‘cover up’
Girl doctor...U.S....doesn’t happen - Derek
I would LOVE to (wax my dad’s wiener) - Derek
They’re just not doing it...they’re not humping. - Billy
#2 Model asked to leave plane after ‘strange vibrating noise’ comes from suitcase
You gotta take your battery operated boyfriend off the plane. - Billy
#1 Dads are watching football with their young daughters — thanks to Taylor Swift
A “$19.89′ Pizza Special! - Billy
Top 5 Buttheads:
#5 Female teacher slept with student, 14, and snuck into bedroom for illicit romps for a year
She was leaving her DNA all over the house - Billy
#4 Man lures 25-year-old to a cookout, then kills him with shovel, Alabama officials say
I wonder if he fed him first. - Chris
#3 ‘Wicked’ woman gets savage revenge on annoying passenger by destroying her hair
Looked like a wig...but let’s just say it’s real - Billy (Click story link to see for yourself).
#2 Arizona grandpa dead after firefighters dropped him, family claims: ‘Feels like a nightmare’
At least they tried - Derek
#1 Female prison office ‘had sex with inmate’ in filthy jail where lags ‘throw poo’
That would be my “D-pellant” - Nard