Big Ass World News:

#5 Travis Kelce says he’s played better since growing out ‘rugged’ beard: ‘I feel the power of it’

Cat lady’ couture trend is making felines fashionably cool: ‘Sexy mystique draws people in’

#4 Creep loose after groping 4 young women on NYC streets — including 3 in 2-hour span

#3 Erotic classes launch at luxury hotel – including racy spanking sessions

#2 Cheating husband is jailed for just 180 days after spiking wife’s drinks with ABORTION DRUGS when she was seven months pregnant - leaving their premature third baby suffering from development delays

#1 Mystery woman strips off at Costco supermarket to prove she’s not a shoplifter

A woman started to get naked outside a Costco when security accused her of stealing. Why can’t this happen when I’m there? I guess the lines for shopping would be like the lines for gas if there were more naked people.

Bonus: Man, 30, dies after falling into feed mixer on farm in front of horrified family