#5 Man Arrested For Lewd Sexual Behavior In Detroit Movie Theater During Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Bodybuilder Flick ‘Love Lies Bleeding’

This reminds me of Nard.

WHAT?

Nard used to go to the drive-in theater to touch himself.

And to look for and to look for greasers.

No, I didn’t!!!!

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