#5 Homeowner fumes in angry note after construction workers take her ‘toilet virginity’
#4 Philips launch ‘knee hammock’ so shoppers can recycle body hair
I’ll be in there shaving my balls and the dogs are in the looking up like it’s snowing ball hair! They’re just playing in it like it’s leaves.
#3 Doctor warns lads about ‘catastrophic’ injuries from botched penis surgeries abroad
#2 Boy has fish removed from throat after it swam in his mouth while swimming in pond