Does that face instantly make you think of sex?

If so, Marilyn Manson has the perfect thing for you!

For only $125, you can get the Double Cross Sex Toy Kit, with Manson's face on it!

That’s right, you can now own an 8-inch dildo with Marilyn Manson’s face on it. It’s environmentally safe, but the face my fade with use...yikes...his face is coming off in there?

It comes in a handy storage bag, and has a sucker base, so you can...I don’t know...mount it on things?

This would make a great...if odd...Christmas gift, for someone who can take a joke...I mean...for someone who’s into Manson big time!