A Little Pee is NO Reason to Turn The Plane Around - What’s Happening 4/2/2024

The Billy Madison Show! Nard Loves Weiners!

By Billy Madison Show

#5 Gen Z prefers first dates are digital instead of meeting people IRL: ‘It’s efficient’

#4 ‘One lad dumped me over my plan to bonk 100 men – dating is hard as an adult star’

She acts like she’s Tom Brady. “She Was Unsupportive That I Wanted to Win Seven Super Bowls”, but instead of seven Super Bowls, it’s a 100 wieners.

#3 Pilot forced to return to airport after ‘wee from broken toilet flows into cabin’

#2 Bitter woman killed mum and sister over money transaction in staged murder-suicide

#1 Rat catcher who poses with kills hit with hundreds of vile death threats

Bonus: Disturbing data shows 237% increase in alcohol-related deaths for over-55s in the last 25 years, with COVID stress and higher amounts of disposable income blamed for problem