I don’t think they did THAT in Toy Story - Top 5 Buttheads 4/1/2024

Nardo

By Billy Madison Show

#5 Red-faced bloke has 7-inch dildo removed from his bum he shoved there ‘for pleasure’

#4 Wanted man not happy with mugshot texts selfie to cops – ‘here’s a better photo’

Nard, you would do this. You’re a vain ass SOB

Yeah I Would!!!!

#3 Stalker creep calls woman ‘cute’ before following her off NYC subway train into building

#2 Outrage over New Orleans Toy Story-themed children’s bash which saw Jessie twerk against toddler boy in diaper - while Woody grinds approvingly into a nearby woman

#1 Silly bloke gives himself frostbite and loses both his legs in ‘insurance scam’

Bonus: Dad kicked to death by yobs and ‘choked on his tongue’ in front of his daughters